By Daniel Ware
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I
heard in an interview that
Only
women buy fiction.
Yes,
truly, only women buy fiction.
Only
women buy science fiction.
Only
women purchase fantasy novels.
Women
are the main audience for comic books.
Star
Wars
The
Lord of the Rings
Marvel
DC
All
of these franchises have women
As
their target audience.
Because
only women buy fiction.
Men
only buy things that are 100% fact.
Men
read history books.
Men
watch the news.
Men
only play games that are grounded in reality.
No
man spends money on fiction,
Which
is why only women play Dungeons and Dragons.
So
if you try to create a fictional world,
Just
know that men will not buy it.
Men
will not search for lore.
Men
will not spend hours arguing
About
the true meaning of a cryptic message.
Because
only women buy fiction.
About
the Author
Daniel Ware is currently taking classes at Illinois Central College to receive a degree in high school education, with a focus on English-literature. He enjoys writing, reading, and watching stories from sci-fi and fantasy genres. He is particularly fond of Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and The Lord of the Rings. In his spare time, Daniel is the Game Master for a tabletop role-playing game that he created, called Time Gate.