Thursday, September 1, 2022

The Saturday Late Show

By Ryan Hallam

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The left side of the sign shines with the moon, the other half blends in with the night,

The sign reads, "Saturday two shows 7:30 and 9:45"

This is before the grown men dress as cardboard boxes.

 

Both shows start 20 minutes late

The stage lights are still warm

and the mic still hot, surrounded by the audience sitting in the dark

12:15 the headliner is still going strong.

 

 Sitting on the couch in the green room, hoping the lost mouse

 Isn’t under my feet

 The room probably smells but I’m nose blind to it.

 

The pupils around me are more dilated than usual

Eyes pop out like an owl’s

The uneasy feeling of looking straight into the darkness of someone’s eyes.

Staring into an 8 ball

without the 8.

Many comics have dramatically decreased in iris,

 

I’m still trying to stay in the conversation,

The end table has a perfectly scrolled 20 dollar bill

Next to a credit card, car keys, and

 of course an Arite Lange autobiography.

 

The room suddenly gets silent.

 

Sitting sober still.

Car keys dive into a cute little bag,

trying not to make eye contact

When I hear the sniffs I look up at the water stained ceiling tiles.

I’m stationed like a camera taking one continuous shot

trying to find a way to not awkwardly

 exit.

 

I have been told before I’m not ready for coke,

And I agree, but one comic still offers

I say no, but a hitter is being passed around

I flick the lighter to blend in.

 

 

About the Author

Ryan Hallam is in his second year at ICC. Ryan currently lives in Washington, Illinois. He enjoys writing short stories, poetry, and performing standup comedy. Last year, Ryan placed 4th in the 2021 Jukebox Comedy Club tournament. Standup Comedy is a passion of Ryan's, which allows him to share his unique observations. One thing Ryan does not enjoy is writing about himself in the third person.

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